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'I Speak Fluent Sarcasm' Colourful Paint Splash - Keyring / Bag Tag

'I Speak Fluent Sarcasm' Colourful Paint Splash - Keyring / Bag Tag

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Drip some sass into your style with our "I Speak Fluent Sarcasm" Acrylic Keyring – a lightweight, double-sided bag tag that’s bursting with colourful charisma!

This vibrant accessory features a playful paint-splash design in a rainbow of reds, blues, pinks, yellows, and purples, creating an artsy, graffiti-like vibe that’s as bold as your wit. The front proudly declares in funky, multi-coloured lettering: *I speak fluent sarcasm* – perfect for anyone who masters the art of the witty quip and loves a good laugh.

This keyring isn’t just for keys, it’s your sarcastic sidekick for every adventure! Clip it to your purse, backpack, or gym bag to add a splash of humour wherever you go. It’s ideal for jazzing up your travel luggage, dangling from your laptop case, or even adorning your favourite tote as you navigate life with a cheeky grin.

The double-sided design ensures the colourful paint splashes and sarcastic message are visible from every angle, making it a fun, eye-catching statement for sharp-tongued trendsetters.

Whether you’re gifting it to a sarcasm-savvy friend, a comedy enthusiast, or treating yourself to a burst of playful personality, this keyring is a must-have for anyone who speaks the language of wit fluently. Hang it on your desk drawer, attach it to your camera bag, or let it swing from your keys—every use is a chance to show off that you *speak fluent sarcasm* with style!

~ Features ~
*Lightweight - No heavy additional weight to your keys.
*Double -Sided - Image shown on both sides.
*Non-Bulky - Measures approx 57 x 42mm.

Please note actual colours may vary. It's important to note that the keyring may look different in person than what you see on your device screen.

*NOTICE* 
These products are not a child’s toy & not suitable for young children. Keep out of reach of young children.

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Postage Info

Postage Info -

All orders are dispatched from Lismore Northern NSW & processed within 1-3 business days (excluding weekends and holidays) after receiving your order confirmation email. You will receive another notification when your order has shipped. 

Orders received after 5pm will be processed the next business day (Personalised product orders may take an additional 24-72hrs to process).

Due to peak periods & as a result of COVID-19, Postage time frames may vary depending on your location, Once orders have been processed & dispatched, delivery time & any possible delays are out of our control. Please allow additional time for delivery.

Shipping Rates -

Shipping fees will be calculated & added to your order during the checkout process.

Lost / Missing Parcels -

We are not liable for Lost / Missing parcels -

  • Due to parcel theft (if parcel left unattended at delivery address).
  • Incorrect delivery address (If wrong delivery address was provided during checkout).

Laser Design Creations will only cover a replacement of lost/missing order parcel if *Signature On Delivery* option is selected during checkout.

Please ensure to select *Signature On Delivery* to avoid your parcel being left unattended at your delivery address. 

FAQ

How do I check the status of my order?

When your order has shipped, you will receive an email notification from us (including a tracking number for orders sent via registered parcel post). Please allow up to 48 hours for the tracking information to become available (after receiving email notification of order being dispatched).

If you haven’t received your order within 7 days of the expected delivery date (check your orders tracking number for the expected delivery date), please contact us at admin@laserdesigncreations.com.au with your name and order number, and we will look into it for you.

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